SENTENCE STARTERS. Flirty/Suggestive/NSFW Edition. 

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Feel free to add your own.

  • “You’re really hot.”
  • “Oh, don’t mind me. Just enjoying the view.”
  • “You know, those/that ______ of yours are/is pretty distracting.”
  • “Hot damn.”
  • “So, you come here often?”
  • “Well, well. My night just got better.”
  • “Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?”
  • “You have got a great ass.”
  • “Hey, I’m open minded.”
  • “You enjoying the view over there?”
  • “Keep sweet-talking and this could go a whole new direction.”
  • “Don’t be bashful. You know you want to.”
  • “You can have me any way you’d like, baby.”
  • “You wanna move this conversation someplace more private?”
  • “I’m off in a few minutes, you know.”
  • “It’s been a long day. Why don’t we help each other unwind?”
  • “I think it’s about time we stop avoiding the obvious.”
  • “I’m gonna be honest with you. I’m really horny, and you’re really hot. Can we fuck? Like, now?”
  • “I wanna see you get naked.”
  • “You like how I bend over for you, huh?”
  • “You’re getting me all worked up.”
  • “What do we have here?”
  • “I see someone’s happy to see me.”
  • “Play your cards right, and I just might have to put you on speed dial.”
  • “You like that, don’t you?”
  • “How do you want me?”
  • “I’m sure we can put those lips to better use.”
  • “I want you. Right here. Right now.”
  • “God, you’re perfect.”
  • “I really like a man who’s good with his hands.”
  • “I’d be more than happy to show you a good time, if you’re looking for one.”
  • “I saw that. You just checked me out.”
  • “You look real good in that suit/dress/skirt/outfit.”
  • “You wanna help me out of this ___?” (Insert article clothing here.)
  • “Can I keep you?”
  • “You’re such a tease.”
  • “Oh my, looks like I/you dropped something.”
  • “I love it when you talk dirty.”
  • “I can’t stop thinking about your hands on me.”
  • “I think you’ll be happy to know that I’m not wearing any underwear.”
  • “I really want to take you home and get you out of all those clothes.”
  • “It’s like you want to ruin men/women for me.”

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|REACTION MEME| NSFW Version 

rockinrpmemes:

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  • “I know a game we can play with all this chocolate.”
  • “I’m going to lay you down on a bed of roses and…”
  • “I can put it on using just my mouth.”
  • “I can take it off using just my teeth.”
  • “You’re such a tease!”
  • “I’ll give you a pearl necklace later.”
  • “It’s valentines, we can do whatever you want.”
  • “I bought a new costume… but I need help getting into it.”
  • “I need help getting out of this dress.”
  • “Don’t get it in my hair!”
  • “You’re sweating already.”
  • “That was quick.”
  • “Don’t go yet.”
  • “You need to go, now!”
  • “Hide under the bed.”
  • “You usually get it up quicker…”
  • “You usually like that…”
  • “That is a massive turn off.”
  • “When they said I was whipped, I don’t think they had this in mind…”
  • “Gross, we’re not trying that.”
  • “You dropped something, let me bend over and get it for you.”
  • “You’re filling me up!”
  • “It’s so big!”
  • “Who’d have guess you liked it rough?”
  • “Don’t lick there!”
  • “Teeth! Stop it with the teeth!”
  • “I… don’t think it’ll fit.”
  • “Why would you settle for 7 minutes in heaven when you could have a whole night with me?”
  • “Is that my gift in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?”
  • “How are we both still dressed?”
  • “Careful, don’t rip it.”
  • “Nhhg, quit it, I’ve not finished my shift.”
  • “Can I take it out, please the vibrations are sending me crazy?!”
  • “Can I take it out now; sitting down is becoming more and more difficult.”
  • “I can’t think straight around you.”
  • “St-stop that. I have work to do, we can do it after.”
  • “Nice lingerie, but get off of my desk.”
  • “How romantic…”
  • “I love it when you talk dirty.”
  • “I’ve got a collar with your name on it.”
  • “We can’t! They’re in the next room, they’ll hear us.”
  • “Now I just have a wet neck and a hickey that will fade in the hour… great.”
  • “I’ve got a bag full of massage oils and you know the magic my fingers can do, I’ll be over in a few.”
  • “This is so embarrassing, I had a dream about you yesterday.”
  • “Shh shh, if you moan like that we’ll get caught.”
  • “I didn’t know you were one for watching.”
 

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